Who Ha - Cutiest Petutiest Gluteus

from Who Ha - Pop Goes The Who Ha (2014 EP) by Modern Knight

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Zachary Campbell There is no way to describe this other than pure fun bliss. It saddens me that magnificent music such as this goes unnoticed in a mainstream world of utter shit with mega mainstream music corporations telling people what they should listen to, i.e. the regurgitated spew they put out on a weekly basis.

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lyrics

Intro

We're gonna work it
Do-do, do it now
We're gonna Shock That Zulu
C'mon, let's go

Here we go, let’s start
Welcome everybody
Time to getchyour asses into the mood
I am who ha, here’s my card
Personal trainer and
Professional radical dude

So getchya body loose
Cause we’re workin on those glutes
And we’re gonna get sweaty tonight

Yeah I’m talkin boutchyour fanny
That’s my planny
Getchya your booty (booty delay) lookin real tight

Then out of alll the bootiests
You’ll have the cutiest petutiest gluteus
I ever saw
Even in Toronto, Canada

Ooooooo-ooo-oooo-oooohhh
Buh-na na-na na-nah
(Mow mow-mow-mow-mow mow mow mow)

Step one, have fun, beyond
Let go of what you consider normal
Step two, be you, be true, relax
This won’t work if you’re nervous and formal
Step three, look at me
I’m so fresh and i’m so clean
Cause i never forget to scrub my knees
Well if you want more, well there’s no step four
Just make sure you don’t forget to scrub your knees

Now out of all the bootiests
You’ve got the cutiest petutiest gluteus
I ever saw
And girl you know I just can’t get enough

C'mon Shock That Zulu
Do-do, do what you do

No no it’s not over
Cool off with retro yoga
Slow motion runnin like a T-1000
Straighten your hands and have no emoution
Emoution. it’s emotion that rhymes with T-1000

Now do it to the left
Now do it to the right

Do it to the left
Do it to the right
Give it your best
Do do it all night
(x2)

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from Who Ha - Pop Goes The Who Ha (2014 EP), released April 10, 2014

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Modern Knight Austin, Texas

21st Century Retro

80s & 90s jams. It's, like, totally rad. I founded & run Retro Promenade & I host Vox Populi: The Podcast

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